my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”




NASA astronaut films lightning from ISS

Astronaut Reid Wiseman posted a Vine from the International Space Station today showing lightning over Houston.

Tornado warnings were issued in the Houston area earlier this afternoon but have since expired.

got me having goosebumps

he. he posted a vine. from space.


this is my favorite post of all time

(Source: carlsagan)

I just need to get rid of tinder, why do I even think a guy on there isn’t just after sex. Foolish me. Fuck all of you boys on there that I thought was cute and nice and then y’all had to ruin it by assuming we are gonna do it. No, not gonna happen.

I hate money.  I hate things. 

They never put ugly people in commercials, they should

I am tired of models everywhere because the men in my world never look like the men in commercials

and that is just unfair